Happy f’ing New Year!

Hey,
No worries about not calling.  I figured you were just taking your vacation seriously.  That sucks about your phone.  It’s a good thing we backed up all your numbers before you left.  I’m a smart SOB if you know what I mean.
Tonight will quite a raucous time here at Howie Feltim manor.  I have group [...]

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Holidays with Dad

Holidays with my dad’s family are a lot like a company Christmas party. Here are a few likenesses I can think of off the top of my head:

You never really want to go but it’s kind of expected
There’s typically free food available but the quality is always up for debate
Plastic silverware and paper plates are [...]

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It’s finally time for a blog

Screw Twitter I might be reaching the point of needing a blog. My first entry would go something like this:
Just got back from the movie…masturbation at its finest.
Had a good x-mas. Now I have to deal with my roommate bringing home a bunch of fuck-ups from Richard Young to party at the house at 11:30 [...]

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